Why couldn't Batman go fishing? Answer: Robin ate all his worms!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Answer: It was dead!
A plane crashed between Italy and France, were did they bury the survivors? Answer: You don't bury the survivors!
What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing? Answer: An elephants shadow!
I am a doctor and I have bad news and worse news for you. The bad news is that you have 24 hours to live. The worse news is that I tried to call you yesterday to tell you that!
Yo Momma Jokes:
Yo momma's so stupid, she stared at da orange juice bottle because it said concentrate!
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma
Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
Yo momma's so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....
Yo momma's so poor, that when I saw her kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what she was doin', and she said that she was movin'.